Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?