Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which computer won the talent show?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?