Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?