Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?