Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?