Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?