Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do locomotives know where to go?