What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?