What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?