What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What does winter fat turn into?