What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?