What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the loudest sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.