Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?