Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?