Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the mime upset?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?