Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best students?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?