What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where does water do all its banking?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?