What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do polar bears vote?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which relative loves rice?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?