What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where do polar bears vote?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do baseball players always stay cool?