What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What superpower do all middle children have?