What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where does a camper keep his money?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?