What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's the slowest 5k?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do cows say when you milk them?