Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?