Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?