Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do fireflies start a race?