How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?