What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?