What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What should you wear to a tea party?