What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
When do cows get tired?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?