What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are cars magic?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?