What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did autumn say to summer?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Families are like fudge.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?