Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What day is your mom always right?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?