What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?