What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
The museum curator needed a break.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?