How does dinner smell?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why is a computer so smart?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?