Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?