Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?