Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?