Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What color are all the books in the library?