Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How long will dinner be?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What time of day was Adam created?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?