Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What country has the most fish?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?