Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the student eat their homework?
What are the smartest highways in the world?