Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?