Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the fish so smart?
How was the wedding?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?