Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do goats and moms have in common?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?