Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What siblings are always sad?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?