Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How does the sun listen to music?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?