Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?