Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?