What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?