Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?