What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?