Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?