Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do hurricanes see?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What bird is always sad?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call two birds in love?