What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which state has the best streets?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?