Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?