Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the fabric always laughing?