Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which bug is related to you?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?