What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do vampires always look sick?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a forklift?