Why are trees always so positive?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?