Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?