What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How does a witch play loud music?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are frogs always so happy?