What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where does water do all its banking?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?