What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What animal has the most fun?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the sick chicken say?