Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do termites go camping?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What animals make the best students?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?