Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?