Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which is the worst season?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?