Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do mice need oiling?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?