What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?