What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?