Why do plants hate algebra?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did electricity win the race?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?