What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What bird is always sad?