What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What country has the most fish?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?