Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How is life like toilet paper?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do eggs end a TV show?