Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where does laundry go to college?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?