Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do math teachers eat?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?