Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?