What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do termites go camping?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?