What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?