Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?