Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Who is friends with everyone at school?