What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are books always so angry?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which parent knows if you are running late?