Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?