Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do horses reside?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?