What did autumn say to summer?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?