Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where would you find an elephant?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
It's allergy season again?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?