What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you wash a lamb?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?