What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do bees buzz?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?