Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?