What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?