Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do scientists freshen their breath?