Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?