Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?