Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is the fastest reindeer?