What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna go for a spin?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How did the toad die?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do bees gossip?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What dogs are always lying to you?