How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are books always so angry?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?