What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?