What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What tea do footballers drink?