What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which state is the cleanest?
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