Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What country has the most fish?
We had a discussion about roses.
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?