What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do automobiles fly?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does an attorney say when getting married?