Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?