Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?