What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a henway?