Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you give a sick pig?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?