What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What game do mice love to play?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.