Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How can you farm during the winter?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?