Why was the pirate late for work?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do books sleep?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?