Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which insect is the smartest?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?