What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?